We Are The Turtlenecks

We rock and we roll

we party like it’s religious

but we do as we’re told

and that’s why the parents dig us

We are the Turtlenecks

ain’t you ain’t got nothin’ on us

so come on and join us friends

there’s room on our happy fun bus

We dance in the streets

we believe in the abominable snowman

when we hit the… streets

that’s when we really go man!

We are the Turtlenecks

better than strawberry wine

and we wanna love you all

oh my, we’ll have a fine time

We get in our car

cruise down the road for chicks

in the Turtlemobile

we’re always up for some kicks

We are the Turtlenecks

always out for a good time

lovin’ the ladies now

and not afraid to blow your mind

Dancin’ on the sun

melts away my fears

and flying to the moon

brings me back in tears

I’d float away for hours

in a zeppelin made of fluff

and swim inside a tower

where I’d keep all my stuff

We are the Turtlenecks

and we know that we just blew your mind

passin’ the groovy test

and did we mention we fight crime?

We are the Turtlenecks

takin’ a cosmic trip now

and we’re lookin’ for passengers

it’s gonna be sexy and how

We are the Turtlenecks

 crankin’ out all the hit songs

please won’t you be our guest

 the sex orgy lasts all night long

We are the Turtlenecks

We are the Turtlenecks

We are the Turtlenecks

We are the Turtlenecks

We are the Turtlenecks

We are the Turtlenecks

We are the Turtlenecks